Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via ruinedchildhood)

alistair + best moments

(via dragoneffect)

masseffecting:

I just ran across this in the mess on the Normandy in ME3. How did I never notice this before? Clearly it means it’s a levo food storage, but no guns?
Wrex: I ALWAYS EAT WITH MY GUN.

masseffecting:

I just ran across this in the mess on the Normandy in ME3. How did I never notice this before? Clearly it means it’s a levo food storage, but no guns?

Wrex: I ALWAYS EAT WITH MY GUN.

(via wei723)

Let’s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants.

(Source: thenorsebros, via give-yourself-12-percent)

fallontonight:

Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

(via give-yourself-12-percent)

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via give-yourself-12-percent)

(Source: willfosho, via ruinedchildhood)